So, I was driving along today, heading out of London on my way into work, when a woman made a right turn right in front of me and cut me off, forcing me to slam on my brakes, and then proceeded to give me the finger. And I thought, no, you dumb cunt, that’s what you’re supposed to do when I cut YOU off. But apparently at the driving school she attended it’s just standard procedure whenever there’s nearly an accident, no matter what idiot caused it.
In other news, EVERYONE is a royal prick today. I have people muttering and yelling and hissing and throwing fits in person and over the phone all around me. Clients, employees, shopkeeps, drivers, you name it. And they’re all being totally irrational. So, to all the grumpy people out there getting riled up about the lamest things, I offer one great big collective GO FUCK YOURSELF. And, please see the title of this post for additional instructions.