Talking To Girls – A Never Ending Tale of Failure

I’m a bit of a retard when it comes to talking to girls.  I was out the other day at a nerdy thing in downtown Toronto and this girl actually started talking to me. This never happens. I was all excited. I leaned in with anticipation. Then I fell out of my chair.

After a quick recovery, we chatted a bit about what was going on at the time and I got excited. I almost threw up in my mouth, but I saved it for later. After a crowd started filling the room she slowed down her chatter with me and we just faded away.

Later, I realized that in all my excitement of talking to a girl, I realized I didn’t get her name. I’m a man of epic fail.

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a mindless soul flushed down the toilet
  • angelica

    Awww im sorry for you nervousnous just breathe
    And slow down