Whoa! Am I bored or what? I'm actually writing an aritcle for Darryl! Now, many of you have probably never heard of me before...but that's ok. I don't care about you either. I'm sitting on a computer right now making lots of money to do nothing. Actually, I'm getting paid to write this article right now. I guess I'm a professional writer as of right.......NOW!

Computer helpdesks suck. Users suck. I hate dealing with people, but the sad thing is that I'm very good at laying on the bullshit and giving people what they want to hear. You see I work at the computer helpdesk for Conestoga College, and I'm a customer service representative for Rogers AT&T Wireless. Both of these jobs suck major arse. Why do I work them? Well, I shalt give thou an answer. Being the piece of meat on the end of a phoneline pays a lot of money. I have a choice of working full time earning minimum wage, or working 20 hours a week at more than double minimum and actually having some time to do my schoolwork.

School sucks too. I've done absolutely nothing over the past year and a half that I didn't already know, and I need this piece of paper that says I know what I already do know so I can get a decent job. Actually, that's a bold faced lie, I did learn something. I learned COBOL. I didn't wanna learn COBOL, mind you...because it's dead.

We're running into that last 2 or 3 week crunch though. Nothing has been accomplished in the last 4 months, and now EVERYTHING is due at once, plus finals are being written at the end of this. Anyway, there's no real point to any of this. I'm just not happy right now; all of this bullshit to support school. I wish I could sit on my ass like Darryl and do nothing and support myself. You know what? I think that is my point.