WARNING: THIS MAY BE OFFENSIVE

What am I saying? This IS offensive. Although this is not a personal attack on the rogue person named Conor. I just disagree with his opinion and the fact that he's gonna be warm, and so say that: Conor Sucks.

I have to say: Conor sucks. Not only does he have bad taste in music, well not bad... just too hip for me, he is also going somewhere warm!!! Now, I don't know Conor very well. I went to school with him, just didn't talk to him much. Of course I say this because I'm trying to soften the blow before I SMASH him into little pieces before all of you; then again I offend everyone so trying to soften the blow probably won't work all that great because all of you will hate me anyway.

To get back onto topic here: Conor SUCKS. I've wanted to bitch about his taste in music for a while, but this is just IMHO (the only thing that really matters... isn't it?). There's way too much of the radio "single" on that chart. There are certain places where I do agree with him, but 99% of the stuff on that list is CRAP every time (probably the reason Darryl posts it on POC... get the joke???). About the only thing I do agree with him on is the fact that Kid-A by Radiohead is up at the top. A Perfect Circle should be way higher too. Have any of you even taken a look at their website? Tres Cool . I'm not gonna go into any more details because I'm too lazy to find supporting facts, and I'm always right anway.

Now, onto the warm thing... YOU BASTARD! It doesn't matter that I wouldn't step foot in the United Emirates on their best day, it's warm. And I do believe I should probably throw an apology in here somewhere just in case Darryl's pulling my leg and nobody is going anywhere warm... but I'm putting it deep within the article so that all normal people will have stopped reading. Ok, onto the bitchfest again. I'm FREEZING at work here. I'm wearing a sweater and I'm cold... my house is cold, my car is cold... IT'S COLD!!! I wanna go somewhere warm... Conor, you're a bastard.

Signed

Deuce Stimey...er, that's my other personality speaking again.

Signed

Mike