Why I'm Happy
By: Asrai
on Sunday, March 3rd 2002 at 8:24pm
These are in no particular order, but here they are: I am happy because...
*I have a Y membership.
*Spooey is the Divine Queen of the Universe, which makes me the Princess
*I'm going to watch a movie with my mommy in about half-an-hour.
*I live in a country where women are people, not property.
*I Have the best family in the world.
*I have posting capabilities for Pile of Crap (Yay Darryl!).
*I have first period spare tomorrow.
*I have the best friends in the world.
*I actually have started to enjoy school.
*I will soon be done school (I don't enjoy it that much).
*I have a big ass bed room.
*I can inexplicably give worth while romance advice (so long as I am in no way involved), and people heed it.
*Armando rubs my head every time he sees me.
*I can be
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keri Wrote...
Monday, March 4th 2002 at 10:36am
yes you do seem a little on the crazy side, i havent had the time to look at all of your site, but what i have seen has been a funny experience. when i went into your ass bit of the site (appart from seeing your extreemly fine looking ass....) a whole pile of porn poped up uncontrollably on my screene. i work on the internet most of the day surrounded by others and theres me with fucking tits all over my screne!! they have told me in the past to stop looking at porn, and they wont believe when i tell them that its not my fault.
any way im talking shit, thanks for the laugh, and im soooo happy that your happy, and thanks for sharing all the things you like. Teee Heee you fool.
P.s has any body actually given you mad people a donation?
Quigley Wrote...
Tuesday, March 5th 2002 at 2:23pm
Rubs your head eh? That's cute. In a perverse sort of way, that is. I'm scared now; I'm going to run away and cry in a corner like a frompified rabbit from the bunny ball.
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Anesthetic Wrote...
Sunday, March 3rd 2002 at 9:08pm
WOW. Again. YOU kick ass!