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The Blair Witch Project

By: SmrtySsa
on Saturday, July 31st 1999 at 12:00am

Speechless. That is the state I was in for the most part of the ride home. This late review comes in fine from since the movie didn't open locally until July 30th. My god was it worth the wait.

Mixed reviews is what you will get with this completely different style of film. It is nothing I had ever seen. Nothing I had ever expected. It had no sex, no real violence, and just a touch of gore. It had no big name actors either. Here is what it did have. It had suspense, and an incredible ability to make your mind think. Thinking of all the countless possiblities that could've happened. At one point, perhaps the beginning, I actually felt that the movie was real. How many movies do that to you? The whole method of presentation makes the viewer be a part of it, and builds a much different atmosphere.

If you are prone to motion sickness, scared of the dark, fear the unsuspecting, you should not go see this movie. If you can handle the unknown, abnormal, and anything else, you should definitely see this. I still seem to be in a minor state of speechlessness. I can not think of anything to say other than go see it. I give it a hard core rating of 5 bright lights.

Oh yes, I'm also planning on buying it when it is availible on DVD. Apparently it will have 3 possible endings and tonnes of extra footage.

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Johnny Wrote...

Sunday, August 15th 1999 at 4:57am

Amazing movie, i saw it twice... not as scary as some people make it to be but definitely a thinker indeed.

sputnik Wrote...

Sunday, August 15th 1999 at 11:02pm

eye peesed mye pantz vhen i vatched dees mooveee
eye vas scared out off mye vits

Le Poulet Wrote...

Sunday, September 19th 1999 at 4:30am

sputnik, you suck.

jenn Wrote...

Thursday, November 25th 1999 at 9:35pm

uhm, worth the wait? hardly- i waited until it came into the dollar theater simply because i could find no one to go with me- i was sooooo excited to finally get to go, because id hear all the rave reviews- and WHAT A DISAPPOINTMENT!!! granted, it did mak

jenn Wrote...

Thursday, November 25th 1999 at 9:36pm

cont. make u think, had suspense, was scray for last 3 minutes then BAM its over- as a UCF student, im proud they managed to captivate audiences with this "movie". as a viewer, im glad *I* didnt pay for it!

broinlaw Wrote...

Friday, February 4th 2000 at 6:40pm

my god it sucked, i could have done better with crayons and a roll of t.p.

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