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Pray for Same Sex

By: SmrtySsa
on Monday, September 8th 2003 at 9:28am

What in Gods great name is the deal with people and same sex marriage laws? Why is it such a big deal that a couple of people, who want to get married, of the same sex, canÂ’t do so?

I canÂ’t believe the religious pacts that are coming out of the woodwork to protest the possibility of modifying the marriage laws.

As some of you may or may not know a few months ago Ontario judges ruled that couples of the same sex could indeed get married. This caused a major outcry among those who are “right” in saying that marriage is the bond between a man and a woman, and only that. But, let’s step back a bit and look at what marriage really is. As I see it, marriage is a dedicated bond of love. Can you marry something else? Can you marry other people, inanimate objects? Can you marry your job? I think you can, maybe not legally but you can hook yourself up to it enough to constitute a phrase “married to his work.” What else can you marry? I think you should be able to marry anything that you love enough and has the ability to say yes to you. Even your dog if you so please. Mind you, there’s no government perks to marrying your dog, but at least you’ll get your leg humped. Actually, there’s no government perks anyways, but that’s another piece.

Historically marriage was an event of religion. And right so; I feel it should remain, in a way. There’s a clear line between state and religion. Any religious pact should, and will in my eyes, be able to deny services to a couple in which fail to meet their religious guidelines. Typically speaking though, they’ll marry any man and woman combo that wants to pay the fees. However, the state, the person at the license counter, the justice of the peace must not be able to deny this to any persons whom wish to bond themselves legally. It’s quite simple really. Two line ups: one for religious weddings and one for same sex. Watch and see what one becomes more popular in the future. Quite frankly, with the given results of most “religious” weddings, same sex ones could improve the divorce percentages. Of course, this also opens up the door for a whole new realm of stats, services and insanely crazy things that I’d rather not discuss because that’s the sort of thing that I shouldn’t care about.

I shouldnÂ’t care about it, because I wonÂ’t and I donÂ’t care about what other people do in their homes, with whomever or however they do it. ThatÂ’s why these religious folk should go back home to reading their book(s) and leave other people alone. ItÂ’s not their business. ItÂ’s not their right to deny others of alternate or non religion of something they so desire.

If God would like this law to remain in tact, as is, I open an invitation for him to come down and deny its progress. Just let me get my camera so I can get a few good pictures, then we can all go drink a lot of wine (he can make water into wine, right?) and forget about everything.

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Comments for Pray for Same Sex

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171 Comments

Le Poulet Wrote...

Monday, September 22nd 2003 at 11:02pm

you people are all stupid,its scarry to think you are our next generation. You will sleep with anything ,anytime ,anywhere, any discusting thing goes.yikes!!!

SmrtySsa Wrote...

Monday, September 22nd 2003 at 11:05pm

No, I still have taste. I wouldn't sleep with you.

Asrai Wrote...

Monday, September 22nd 2003 at 11:30pm

Nice one, Ssa!

Yup, that's me, I'm what's known as a virgin whore. 'Cause, you know, I just screw everything I see. Yup. You know what's really funny? To the best of my knowledge, everyone who's posted here is straight.

Elvish Kitty @ Skoo Wrote...

Tuesday, September 23rd 2003 at 12:46am

Cool, Bean! You're a Virgin Whore too?

Wow...ain't it a small world?

PS: Next time I use 'ain't' in a sentence, somebody smack me. Please.

Night Child Wrote...

Tuesday, September 23rd 2003 at 10:20am

Hey Chicken, if you weren't such an ignoramous you wouldn't go around thinking you know me so well. And just for the record, I have a 90% average in college, hard earned by studying and discipline. I'll probably be making more money than you'll ever see Chicken, you stupid blighter.

And Elvish Kitty, I'll be watchin' for that "ain't", don't worry lol.

Le Poulet Wrote...

Tuesday, September 23rd 2003 at 11:51am

Im sure youll start sleeping around as soon as you can,any perversion will do,right.The term virgin is used pretty loosely these days too.I didnt know inbreds were allowed in college.Sorry honey,but I make enough to buy you and sell you.I suspect youve been bought and sold a few times already.

Asrai Wrote...

Tuesday, September 23rd 2003 at 1:18pm

Hey, bitch, there's no need to get rude. Night Child is imbread? Why, because (s)he isn't a biggot like yourself? Oh, by the way, we virgins aren't the loose ones. Know what I'm saying, honey?

Elvish Kitty @ Skoo Wrote...

Tuesday, September 23rd 2003 at 2:34pm

Really...and here I thought 'virgin' meant :

1 a: an unmarried woman devoted to religion; b capitalized: VIRGO
2 a: an absolutely chaste young woman b: an unmarried girl or woman
3 capitalized: VIRGIN MARY
4 a: a person who has not had sexual intercourse b: a person who is inexperienced in a usually specified sphere of activity <a virgin in politics>
5: a female animal that has never copulated

I'm not seeing any looseness here. I'd say it was pretty well defined. Acording to the Merriam-Webster Online dictionary, anyway.

Le Poulet Wrote...

Tuesday, September 23rd 2003 at 11:42pm

If you are giving blowjobs ,you are NOT a virgin.Sex is sex.I know of many girls who are proclaiming virginity ,yet continue to have oral sex.

Asrai Wrote...

Tuesday, September 23rd 2003 at 11:45pm

Look, just 'cause you have a screwed up concept of what our concept of virginity is doesn't mean you have to call us all permiscuous skanky hoes, which is, in effect, what you were doing. Since WE know what our idea of a virgin is and WE know that we fit it, and that YOU have no clue, why don't you just shut up, and stop trying to pretend like you know us?

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