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Just Give Me a Gun, and it Will All Be Okay.

By: Asrai
on Thursday, September 11th 2003 at 3:27pm

Why is it that universities allow people who are obviously too stupid to have survived kidergarten to come and be educated? Take my house-mate, who for now, we'll call Jodie.

I had accepted the fact that she's a bitch and moved on with my life within six seconds of meeting her. Stupid, Bitchy, Rude, and she has a Holier-Than-Thou attitude, to boot. On top of that, she's a clean-freak and a whore and doesn't understand that most people don't like her. She plays loud music, and, despite her pot-belly, insists on wearing her pants around her hips. All of this I can live with. I may hate her and daydream about strangling her, but I can live with her.

Or at least I could. About three minutes ago, she announced that she had "found a cute chinc", which she found odd, since she "doesn't find most chincs to be cute." but, "this was one cute chinc." I slammed my door, but I doubt she noticed. She has been under the mistaken impression that I like her for some time. If she had been talking to me, I would have told her not to be a bitch, and locked myself in my room. However, I do have class at 8:00 tomorrow morning, and if I piss her off now, there'll be no sleeping tonight. So what do I do? ~If I only had a gun~. Of course, one can't just kill someone for being a horrible person and a racist...can they?

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Comments for Just Give Me a Gun, and it Will All Be Okay.

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Asrai Wrote...

Thursday, September 11th 2003 at 3:30pm

She also thinks that "Fus-trated" and "Libary" are words.

SmrtySsa Wrote...

Thursday, September 11th 2003 at 7:16pm

hah

send in the squirrels!

Mrsanthropy Wrote...

Thursday, September 11th 2003 at 7:32pm

Which one needed to change her ink cartlidge?

Asrai Wrote...

Thursday, September 11th 2003 at 8:12pm

The nice one, actually.

SmrtySsa Wrote...

Thursday, September 11th 2003 at 8:41pm

there's a nice one?

Quiggles Wrote...

Thursday, September 11th 2003 at 11:16pm

awww, bean, you can't let that kind of thing get to you. racism on the non-hate level isn't evil; it's just a brand of extreme stupidity that's even less harmless than some others (see darwin awards for more information). hate her, yes, i agree, but don't get your blood up about it. it's really just another symptom of the fact that society and technology have the snarling, vicious dog that is nature tightly secured on a leash, lest it get free and run down the sick and the weak and the INCREDIBLY stupid. :)

Asrai Wrote...

Friday, September 12th 2003 at 9:44am

Quig: I gues you're right. It just angers me. I started to ask why her parents bred, and then I remembered what her mother looks like, and was sickened by the image of her mother accompanied by the word "Breed." I think I'll go vomit now.

Ssa, there is a nice one. She lives downstairs. Unfortunately, she'll probably be kicked out by Christmas.

SmrtySsa Wrote...

Friday, September 12th 2003 at 9:51am

damnit! shave.er..save the nice one!

Asrai Wrote...

Friday, September 12th 2003 at 11:19am

I would if I could (SAVE), but she's already on report for public drunkeness and drinking in public. She must save herself.

Elvish Kitty @ Skoo Wrote...

Friday, September 12th 2003 at 11:51am

Bean, I suggest - the next time she makes such a remark - to give her the most emotionless, passive expression possible, and say something along the lines of "Excuse me, but I don't associate with racists." And then walk away.

For Frosh Herding they told us many ways to deal with such shite from the mouths of anyone. Another good one is to pull them aside (if you're in a group) and tell them - politely, mind - that that sort of behaviour and comment is not welcome.

Shite...I've got to run...lecture in ten...

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