And Life = Weird
By: Asrai
on Sunday, September 26th 2004 at 11:55pm
So this weekend has to have been one of the weirdest I've lived through...at least for a while...
On Thursday, I cut my finger, which in itself is not of great import, except that I am now substituting my middle finger for my index, and thus typing is being hard. As is using correct grammar, appearantly. Anyway, on to the weekend...
On Friday, my friends, James and Heidi and I went to see The Forgotten, which is very good and you should all go to see it. The movie got out and it was a nice night, so we decided to walk the hour back to our house (as we all live together). On our way back, a van (belonging to our resident illeagal cab service guy) pulled up to the sidewalk and asked me if we were on our way back from the bar and wanted a ride. James thought he had said "are you girls for hire?" and couldn't figure out why I was still talking to him. At any rate, I managed to impress upon him that we were fine, and he left.
We walked for a little while later, saw two bunnies and a kitten, and then were approached by another van. This time, the occupants invited us to a boat party. we thanked them and started to leave. "AND" the dude said and, started talking about the party. This went on for a while, each "AND" lounder than the last....and then they left.
We walked for a little while longer, and yet another car pulled up and asked us where "Hartzel street" is. We said we were sorry, but we didn't know. Then the passenger guy threw a bag full of canned cat food. Well, it wasn't in it's can, it was in a bag. Then it was on my purse...and James' pants...and Heidi's hand.
Heidi and James used the flyers for the boat party to wipe the cat food off of themselves and we walked for a little while more. Another car pulled up to us, which turned out to be the catfood car, and its occupants threw more catfood at us. This time they missed by a long way, and I chased them and got their liscence plate numbers. Then we went home, James and I put our pants in the wash, and we called the police.
At the end of the washing, James had killed his leather wallet. I checked his pockets for more stuff before drying, but due to my poor hurt finger, I couldn't reach in very far, and Jame's lip balm went through the dryer. So my Jeans ended up smelling like catfood and lip balm. I sprayed them with Febreeze, and then they smelled like cat food, lip balm and febreeze. I washed them again, and they're passable.
So that was my fun and wonderful weekend. So vey weird. Methinks lightning squirrell may be fast approaching.
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SmrtySsa Wrote...
Monday, September 27th 2004 at 9:01am
cat food? seriously, who throws catfood?!
"a shoe? seriously, who throws a shoe?!"
thunderchicken Wrote...
Monday, September 27th 2004 at 10:23pm
I'm sure this isn't exactly the kind of comment your looking for, but that was sooo funny! I read it twice laughing. Sorry! That cat food thing is kinda NARST! Anyhow, what happened when you called the cops, what did they say?
Anesthetic Wrote...
Monday, September 27th 2004 at 11:08pm
"As is using correct grammar, appearantly" sharp ! LoL
When I first read this entry, I'd misassociated the person who last commented (Thunderchicken) for the author, and that made everything fit right in with her life. I wasn't surprised in the least however I was as hysterical as the Thunderouschicken was. Then I realised it was posted by you!
o.0
What in the world is wrong with the people around you. See, I blame Thunderchicken's existence for all her troubles ;-) (she'll understand), but you don't have such a curse on your life so I blame the peoples around you and all the crazy "city life" influence. Surely these crazy things, cat-food throwing drive-by's, don't happen in... Buttford? .... o.0 (insert laughter here)
crazies. Tell the police to shoot on sight.
Asrai Wrote...
Tuesday, September 28th 2004 at 5:01pm
I think that's one of the weirdest things that's ever happened to me. Don't feel bad for laughing; I was laughing about it too, by the next day. I mean when you think about it, it is kind a funny....cat food.
I dunno what if anything happened with the cops. They said they had dispatched units to search for the vehicle, but didn't request any personal info from us, and therfore did not call back.
Ah well, on with the weirdness that is my life.
Quigley Wrote...
Friday, October 1st 2004 at 10:59am
You saw The Forgotten too? Wow, that was a fucked up movie. I liked it though, I liked it a lot. BUT... was it just my imagination, or did the first 20 minutes of that movie suck more than Supernova and Titanic combined? I had the distinct feeling that the writer/director/etc. were attempting to convince me that I was a moron, and couldn't ever understand anything that wasn't a cliche, or blatantly spelled out for me. Yeah, that got on my nerves, and I was thinking "Christ, this will be the cheesiest movie ever." But after those initial 20 minutes or so, I loved it. It fucked with my head, though. I was so paranoid after watching it. I honestly expected a certain scary phenomenon involving sudden and unexpected transportation to happen to me as I was standing around outside afterwards.
Asrai Wrote...
Friday, October 1st 2004 at 2:08pm
We call that phenomenon "womping". There was some person who wrote an article on it who said the second half sucked. I dunno. I enjoyed the whole thing. I was so freaked out by the end of it, though.
deanna Wrote...
Wednesday, October 6th 2004 at 12:54pm
i saw the forgotten, too. i nearly shat myself.
it's only because i have such a loose grip on reality that a movie like that can frighten me more than movies like twister.
the part about the boat party guy with the "AND"s really made me laugh. i love weird people.
Elvish Kitty Wrote...
Thursday, October 7th 2004 at 6:09pm
Bastards...cat food? Because you didn't know where a street was? That's ass!
But yeah...I saw the Forgotten last thurs...scared Jon more than it scared me, though I too was expecting to be snatched into the sky at any instant...
And the bit where the car got sideswiped scared me more than anything
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Claytanic Wrote...
Monday, September 27th 2004 at 1:03am
die transgressors!!!
wadsfs