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Some Of My Summer

By: Anesthetic
on Tuesday, November 1st 2005 at 12:49am

I hope all this code works :p Or our Lord of the Pile Of Crap adds an edit feature.

Some of my summer was spent in the swamps of Gagetown, NB. Other parts were in the barracks. I realise you missed out on the 4 gigs of video and pictures that I came home with so I'm posting some of the more relevant ones. Figured you'd get a kick out of them, or at least ask yourself again "He volunteered to go through this?!"

I'll open up with a video I'm in. It's a 4-man entry team. The beginning sentence which is cut-off is initated by the man at the front. He's called out "Doorway front", to let the 3 soldiers behind him know what's in front. When you're stacked up against each other, weapon ready to whip out and track foe from friendly, you don't want to be doing it blind, nor do you want it to point at the back or leg of the guy in front or behind you, depending on where you're standing. After the lead man's called out, the man behind him echos it. And so on down the line. When the last man is 100% ready to engage the room, with the free hand not holding onto the weapon he squeezes the tricep of the man in front, and returns the free hand to his weapon. This happens until the man in front gets the squeeze. He'll wait a short moment for the man behind him to put get his weapon ready to whip up, and then move foward.

Depending on where the threat is in the room, and the shape of the room, the first guy could go left or right, no one behind him knows. We really didn't know which way the first guy was going to go. In reality, he's probably going to go down. So will the second, but the pace at which you're entering and the chances of getting some well placed shots off are pretty good so that the 3rd and 4th have a good chance of making it in, taking out the threats and holding the room. That's why the 3rd guy in the chain is actually the commander. Lucky me, I got to be the third guy in this clip. And my team did things right. Immediately after the first guy in breaks left, the weapon behind him snaps up. You don't ever want your weapon to "laser" (aka "Laze") a friendly, but you need to have it up and front, fast, and moving in the right direction -- the opposite way the guy in front of you moved. Adapting to the unknown, quickly, in the proper stance, not lazing buddy, well, it's harder than it looks. You watch and be the judge. The Warrant evaluating us had zero corrections to dispense. This prompts of friendly cameraman to tell us we suck, but hey ;-) You'll have to click on the image below to be taken to the download page and probably forced to wait 30 seconds. When the link to the file is generated it'll be near the bottom center of the page. Any probs just complain in a babble.

Flawless Victory
4-man Entry Team link

The pictures that follow have been reduced, sometimes drastically, in size and although I have thumbnails available to me, I'm not using them. Get a bigger monitor and/or get a cable-modem or DSL.

Flawless Victory
4-man Entry Team link

Yes, that's me
This is me with my war face on

Hamburger Foot
This is your feet in swamp and after heavy usage.

1 Section, 12 Platoon, Charlie Company
Most of the members of my section. I'm far left.

Eye Candy For The Ladies
This is the nicest terrain we ever slept on.
You can tell, we're living it up!

Dash! Dash! Down! Roll! Fire!
It's uphill.
It's super-rocky.
It hurts.

You Go First
An Urban Op training house.
There was a whole village of this.

A Lull In The Barrage
I'm the section second in command.
I've setup a firebase with the light machine guns.
My section commander is flanking the enemy.
We won.

Some of my summer was spent being trained in Urban Operations, formerly referred to in Canada as FIBUA (Fighting In Built Up Areas), also known as MOUT (Military Operations in Urban Terrain). At the bottom you'll find two pictures linked to video that was taken. Since it's obvious to me what the dialogue is, I'll briefly go over it first so you're familiar with it and can fully enjoy the ending (as it's cut short). It starts off in the highest state of readiness when dealing with an individual inside your containment area at a checkpoint who you are screening. They've not cooperated, they're aggressive but unarmed. The two instructors work as a team, the one in command calling out "Fight! Fight! Fight!" to let his teamate know that this is now what they're going in for. They both know exactly the series of steps that come, and the teamate acknowledges his understanding by echoing the same words. Then the commander decides which he's going for, "High" or "Low". They're both going to tackle their opponent, but not in a gaggle. They're targeting half the body and the teamate will call out that which the commander hasn't. In this case the commander calls out "Hight" and the teamate responds with "Low". Then they slow back to normal pace and you can hear everything. Their guns will have been tossed aside, as they'll have cover from other soldiers inside their safe zone, which is briefly and vaglue addressed to the class that is learning.

JTF2 and the Urban Ops Cell
Video Part One

JTF2 and the Urban Ops Cell
Video Part Two

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Comments for Some Of My Summer

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Anesthetic Wrote...

Tuesday, November 1st 2005 at 12:56am

I lied, I'm fourth in the entry time.
The entry link was done twice by accident, sorry.

mike Wrote...

Tuesday, November 1st 2005 at 8:03am

Unacceptable, soldier. Drop and give me infinity.

Anesthetic Wrote...

Tuesday, November 1st 2005 at 10:27am

1... 2... 3... Infinity. Done!

Claytanic Wrote...

Tuesday, November 1st 2005 at 1:44pm

Mommy, I wanna secure a bunker , just like Morgan did!!!!!!

mike Wrote...

Wednesday, November 2nd 2005 at 9:19am

I hear that you can't be given pushups as punishment these days... but, you are looking sort of flabby today ;)

Quigley Wrote...

Wednesday, November 2nd 2005 at 1:43pm

your war face makes you look quite psychotic. i'm rather fearful.

Anesthetic Wrote...

Thursday, November 3rd 2005 at 1:47pm

Quigley, I agree whole hearted, the war face is psychotic. I honestly didn't know it was that scary. Hate to be the bad guy!
Mike, you are correct, push-ups cannot be given out as punishment. However, there are creative methods to get around this. If you left your pencil on your desk when you left the classroom, for instance, it was obviously because you lack the muscle strength to lift it. Physical fitness is therefore lacking and must be worked on. Then you do push-ups, but with one of the instructors who counts with you, as a sign of leadership; it also ensure people are not picked on. Mind you, there are other ways of solving problems in general and it's not uncommon for us to eat our own, or correct their behaviour, behind closed doors.

Asrai Wrote...

Friday, November 4th 2005 at 12:40am

That is seriously one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. Is that only in Canada, or has the whole world gone crazy?..I mean, I did pushups in karate when I was four, in groups of a hundred or more...not for punishment, mind. Punishment never got higher than fifty for me... but still. We were also given pushups in theatre, if we weren't doing as well as we should. It's the army... So,what's the policy on sit-ups?

mike Wrote...

Tuesday, November 8th 2005 at 8:56am

Not sure if it's only Canada. I just heard it a couple weeks ago from a guy who had some friends who attended RMC. I did hear some crazy capers that happened up there as well (mostly regarding the clock... like getting a car inside of it)

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