Pile of Crap: N° 32
By: SmrtySsa
on Saturday, December 10th 2005 at 10:08pm
Shiny: Swarovski
In the Eatons(less) Centre in Toronto there's this big-ass tree. Whoopie doo I say, except for the fact that walking buy it, it twinkles and is mezmorizing. Every dangling thing on that sucker is a crystal snowflake by Swarovski (a really expensive store). Apparently there's some sort of fundraiser between them, the mall and childrens wish foundation. But seriously, that tree can cause a car accident, good thing there are none in the mall.
Shitty: Dell and USR
This is what you get when you buy a cheap dell monitor. Shitty ripples. LCDs should not ripple, and no this is not an effect driven by my slightly blurred photography. You may notice the pinching of the film (the thin coating that ripples when you poke an LCD...) near the top centre. Yeah, it's ugly. Try using it. The guy who bought it was on the phone with Dell support for the better part of 2 hours. I still don't know if its getting replaced.
(sorry, no picture) More shit is USR's incredibly crappy wireless products. A source of a never ending headache for myself and a few others. As it turns out the new drivers they have with their 'MAX' line of products (which is really no better than their already crap non-max line) fails to load before a windows user tries to login to the network.
What's that mean? It means if you're trying to actually use networking features for logging on, it won't work. Roaming profiles? Kiss them goodbye.
Another shit factor: Their driver installer requires IE 5.5, which isn't too far fetched but on a new installation where IE 5.0 is installed, trying to install the networking to actually upgrade the rest of the system... it's futile. Catch 22 anyone? And no, they don't distributed IE 5.5, or 6 on their CDs.
Silly: Ubuntu and the TTC
I jumped ship and headed towards the 'testing' version of Ubuntu, which is formally named Dapper (there's a fight whether it should be a Drake or a Dragon... don't ask) Anyways, I rebooted for the first time in a little while, and, this is my splash screen. It's funny, and silly, because they need to differentiate between versions so someone took their mouse and used some lame-ass graphics program to scrawl Ubuntu Dapper.
The other day when it snowed lots, myself and a few geek co-workers were amused by this subway car and it's waffle-like snow formation. It was pretty silly, and that's why it's here. Then my boss broke up the analytic meeting and told us it was because the framework of the car transfered heat faster. We were hoping for aliens. Dissapointed.
And that's that.
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Comments for Pile of Crap: N° 32
SmrtySsa Wrote...
Sunday, December 11th 2005 at 1:30pm
it's in the middle of the mall, it's surrounded by a barrier about 3 feet out from the tree, so reaching it is pretty hard to do. although, on my second pass (about a week after) it looked like someone had made attempts to grab stuff :)
thunderchicken Wrote...
Sunday, December 11th 2005 at 9:50pm
No kidding. I would figure there are going to be some bare sections of that tree. :P How many you going to steal there ssa? lol
Quigley Wrote...
Sunday, December 11th 2005 at 11:03pm
they cut down a tree that big and pretty to put it in a mall? that's fucking morbid
they should decorate criminals instead. fucking useless bloodsuckers!
SmrtySsa Wrote...
Sunday, December 11th 2005 at 11:45pm
heh, i cannot confirm nor deny that the tree is real.
mike Wrote...
Monday, December 12th 2005 at 11:28am
I believe it is real... the one they have in NY is anyway, donated by some yokel in nova scotia. Then they tried to rename it a "holiday tree" and he said he wanted it back.
SmrtySsa Wrote...
Monday, December 12th 2005 at 12:52pm
hehe... was that NY or Boston? I thought it was Boston.
mike Wrote...
Tuesday, December 13th 2005 at 11:14am
maybe it was boston, I don't claim to be accurate in my rantings.
Asrai Wrote...
Tuesday, December 13th 2005 at 8:31pm
Where the hell did this whole "holiday tree" thing come from? It's a bloody Christmas tree. The next thing you know, they'll be talking about "holiday candles" instead of menorahs.
I get that not everyone celebrates Christmas, but if we can have a christian holdiay with a name like "Easter", you'd think we could put up with a pagan tree being called a Christmas tree. Seriously, wtf?
PS: I don't like the whole cutting down of trees either; my family has a fake one and at skoo we have a bunch of fake ones. Long live our oxygen-givers, and merry xmas to them...oops, I mean Happy Holidays...bloody facists, trying to steal Christmas from Jesus. *grumble, grumble*
thunderchicken Wrote...
Tuesday, December 13th 2005 at 10:20pm
excellent points asrai..however i do have to laugh at steal christmas from jesus considering it's not even really about him any more in the least :P
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thunderchicken Wrote...
Sunday, December 11th 2005 at 8:08am
Ok, to make sure I understand this. They have a Christmas tree out in the middle of where ever it might be, but outside, with crystals all over it? No one is taking them off the tree? Am I missing something here?