Penises
I was going to write something witty and daring, but then I found this picture of a woman who had penises tattooed on her head. So I’ll leave you with that, because I just cannot top it.
Category: Sex ‘n Porn
January 4, 2001
It was the beginning of what was about to become one of the most miserable years of my life. It followed one of the greatest. After a lull in communications between Halloween and Christmas time, the pursuit of the most … Continue reading
In Montréal Like a Baller or an Idiot
I got bored one day so I decided to take a trip to Montréal. It was a pretty good idea and, since I like to consider myself to be somewhat spontaneous, I thought it on the Thursday and left on … Continue reading
October 28, 2000
This was the day that I last got an official hair cut. It’s the last time I ever sat at my old barber’s and waited patiently for the beautiful young girl to give me a hair cut. I never wanted … Continue reading
Nuit Blanche 2009
If You ever thought an art festival that starts at sunset and goes until sunrise would be a strange thing, you’d be right. Strange is wonderful. So many of the exhibits were immersive, where you walk in and suddenly you’re … Continue reading
August 26, 2000
It was the week before labour day. A last gathering of the masses for a bonfire and drinkfest. A last hurrah before parting ways for school and work. After what had been about six weeks of mentally intense communications via … Continue reading
July 11, 2000
Almost two weeks had passed since I had met one of the most wonderful girls I’ll ever meet. Ever since that first day, I was hooked. Like an addict looking for the next fix, I wanted to see her again. … Continue reading
June 28, 2000.
It was Wednesday, June 28, 2000. I had received an invite to go for ice cream the night before, but I was hesitant to go. I didn’t think I wanted to. I had questioned it overnight and decided against it. … Continue reading
Movie Madness; Bolt and Madagascar
As promised in a round about way I watched movies in an effort to catch up on movies that I should’ve watched long ago. Bolt made me feel like I was watching The Truman Show where the animated dog, Bolt, … Continue reading
The Payphone
I miss movies where the cops, investigators, heroes all had to use a payphone to call in and ask for information.