The Ugly Naked Guy
Sometimes, when I walk around my condo in the buff I wonder if anybody else sees me. Then I wonder if they do and it’s like the ugly naked guy from Friends. If they all huddle by their window to … Continue reading
Category: Social n’ Digestion
Breaking The Habbit
I’m generally not one to sit at home and drink a bottle of wine over a weekend (or one night, whatever). But since my local pub is closed for renovations, my social drinking there has taken a hiatus. Under normal … Continue reading
That Day I Got Used
Once upon a time, about 6 years ago, in a land far far away, similar to Brantford, a girl asked me out on a date. The stars or planets or universes must’ve been aligned because that shit never, ever happens. … Continue reading
Talking To Girls – A Never Ending Tale of Failure
I’m a bit of a retard when it comes to talking to girls. I was out the other day at a nerdy thing in downtown Toronto and this girl actually started talking to me. This never happens. I was all … Continue reading
Music That Moves
It’s amazing how some music can bring people together and how some can rip people apart. It’s a strange thing. It’s like an epic battle of opinions. It’s like how you can hate snow, and hate people who love snow. … Continue reading
Facebook Sucks
Ever since I started concentrating on my app, triviosity, I’ve realized how much facebook sucks. It sucks at updating status, it sucks at updating game play, it sucks at updating it’s own pages. It just Sucks. facebook sucks.
Why?
people don’t blog/tweet/etc because they think the whole world cares. They do it because some tiny, kindred subset might. http://twitter.com/viennateng/status/13391941627
So, it was Wayne After All.
I must say, when all the hype started building up about “Who’s gonna be the last one?” People started blurting out all these really famous people. “Wayne Gretzky’s gonna do it!” I was “nah, he’s not.” I mean, I love … Continue reading
Why do you Follow Them?
Oh Twitter, Why do I follow people on that Twitter thing? Does she have big boobs? – Yes = Follow Do they “twat” less than 1 time per hour? – Yes = maybe follow Are they hilarious? – Yes = … Continue reading
Nuit Blanche 2009
If You ever thought an art festival that starts at sunset and goes until sunrise would be a strange thing, you’d be right. Strange is wonderful. So many of the exhibits were immersive, where you walk in and suddenly you’re … Continue reading