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Penises

October 25, 2012 By: SmartSsa

I was going to write something witty and daring, but then I found this picture of a woman who had penises tattooed on her head. So I’ll leave you with that, because I just cannot top it.

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Puddle Jumping – The Art Of Not Giving A Fuck

May 3, 2012 By: SmartSsa

Today, for some unknown reason, I realised that it’s been almost 12 years since I last willingly took part in a good old puddle jumping. And no, I’m not a 16 year old who thought hey, something I did at … Continue reading →

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Top 10 Idiotic 911 calls in Chatam-Kent

December 29, 2011 By: SmartSsa

Here they are for 2011. And sadly, they’re true. 10. During a snow emergency in early February, a woman called police to complain that snowplows were cleaning her street and making too much noise. 9. A 17-year-old called police to … Continue reading →

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WTF

December 8, 2011 By: SmartSsa

Yeah, what? Say something in the comments. WTF is going on in your life right now… hold no bars… spew it. create a toss-away account for all I care… say something.

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Wow… Thanks Netflix

September 19, 2011 By: SmartSsa

Thanks to Netflix in the US spawning off some company called Qwikster, the dude on twitter with the name Qwikster is inadvertently driving traffic here… It’s kinda funny really. Oh what a twisted world we live in. For the record, … Continue reading →

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Crazy

May 13, 2011 By: SmartSsa

This is the part where I lose my marbles again. Right?

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Charlie Sheen Sucks

April 3, 2011 By: SmartSsa

It’s clear. The reviews are in from his first show. He sucks. http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/an/local/CTVNews/20110403/sheen-show-boos-110403/20110403?hub=BritishColumbiaHome http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8424793/Audience-walkout-during-Charlie-Sheens-first-live-show.html Let’s see how the rest of his shit-show pans out.

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Crap

March 21, 2011 By: SmartSsa

This website sucks.

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How Far the Beauty of This Canada Spreads

February 14, 2011 By: SmartSsa

I’ve been planted with a bug lately on where to go in Canada. Part of me wants to go Skiing in Whistler. Part of me wants to go hang out in St. John’s. Part of me wants to go up … Continue reading →

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What’s Next? A Canadian Internet Kill Switch?

January 30, 2011 By: SmartSsa

Probably… but not until USA does it first! http://www.siliconrepublic.com/strategy/item/20156-us-plans-internet-kill/ http://story.malaysiasun.com/index.php/ct/9/cid/d805653303cbbba8/id/42483479/ht/US-Senate-to-revive-Internet-kill-switch-legislation/ http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2376905,00.asp http://www.sys-con.com/node/1694758

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