http://pileofcrap.org The Ultimate Crap Pile Sun, 13 Jan 2013 18:55:02 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5 http://pileofcrap.org/7735/the-ugly-naked-guy?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=the-ugly-naked-guy http://pileofcrap.org/7735/the-ugly-naked-guy#comments Sun, 13 Jan 2013 18:55:02 +0000 SmartSsa http://pileofcrap.org/?p=7735

Sometimes, when I walk around my condo in the buff I wonder if anybody else sees me. Then I wonder if they do and it’s like the ugly naked guy from Friends. If they all huddle by their window to … Continue reading →]]> http://pileofcrap.org/7735/the-ugly-naked-guy/feed 0 http://pileofcrap.org/7713/penises?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=penises http://pileofcrap.org/7713/penises#comments Fri, 26 Oct 2012 01:59:19 +0000 SmartSsa http://pileofcrap.org/?p=7713

I was going to write something witty and daring, but then I found this picture of a woman who had penises tattooed on her head. So I’ll leave you with that, because I just cannot top it.]]> http://pileofcrap.org/7713/penises/feed 1 http://pileofcrap.org/7715/breaking-the-habbit?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=breaking-the-habbit http://pileofcrap.org/7715/breaking-the-habbit#comments Sat, 09 Jun 2012 19:14:25 +0000 SmartSsa http://pileofcrap.org/?p=7715

I’m generally not one to sit at home and drink a bottle of wine over a weekend (or one night, whatever). But since my local pub is closed for renovations, my social drinking there has taken a hiatus. Under normal … Continue reading →]]> http://pileofcrap.org/7715/breaking-the-habbit/feed 2 http://pileofcrap.org/7672/pa-amb-tomaquet?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=pa-amb-tomaquet http://pileofcrap.org/7672/pa-amb-tomaquet#comments Wed, 06 Jun 2012 16:59:06 +0000 Claytanic http://pileofcrap.org/?p=7672

Which literally means “bread with tomato” has become one of my favourite things to eat. It sounds too basic to belong to a national cusine but I didn’t experience it in this way until arriving in Catalonia. It wouldn’t be … Continue reading →]]> http://pileofcrap.org/7672/pa-amb-tomaquet/feed 0 http://pileofcrap.org/7674/january-4-2001?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=january-4-2001 http://pileofcrap.org/7674/january-4-2001#comments Wed, 16 May 2012 03:06:34 +0000 SmartSsa http://pileofcrap.org/?p=7674

It was the beginning of what was about to become one of the most miserable years of my life. It followed one of the greatest. After a lull in communications between Halloween and Christmas time, the pursuit of the most … Continue reading →]]> http://pileofcrap.org/7674/january-4-2001/feed 0 http://pileofcrap.org/7656/i-really-missed-canadas-wonderland?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=i-really-missed-canadas-wonderland http://pileofcrap.org/7656/i-really-missed-canadas-wonderland#comments Sun, 13 May 2012 23:37:42 +0000 SmartSsa http://pileofcrap.org/?p=7656

It’s been four years since I was last there. The year they opened the Behemoth, and that was a “work” trip. I’m not really sure why I stopped going at least once a year. Maybe it was just a lack … Continue reading →]]> http://pileofcrap.org/7656/i-really-missed-canadas-wonderland/feed 0 http://pileofcrap.org/7636/in-montreal-like-a-baller-or-and-idiot?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=in-montreal-like-a-baller-or-and-idiot http://pileofcrap.org/7636/in-montreal-like-a-baller-or-and-idiot#comments Fri, 11 May 2012 00:15:36 +0000 SmartSsa http://pileofcrap.org/?p=7636

I got bored one day so I decided to take a trip to Montréal.  It was a pretty good idea and, since I like to consider myself to be somewhat spontaneous, I thought it on the Thursday and left on … Continue reading →]]> http://pileofcrap.org/7636/in-montreal-like-a-baller-or-and-idiot/feed 0 http://pileofcrap.org/7629/that-day-i-got-used?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=that-day-i-got-used http://pileofcrap.org/7629/that-day-i-got-used#comments Sun, 06 May 2012 22:10:00 +0000 SmartSsa http://pileofcrap.org/?p=7629

Once upon a time, about 6 years ago, in a land far far away, similar to Brantford, a girl asked me out on a date. The stars or planets or universes must’ve been aligned because that shit never, ever happens. … Continue reading →]]> http://pileofcrap.org/7629/that-day-i-got-used/feed 3 http://pileofcrap.org/7616/talking-to-girls-a-never-ending-tale-of-failure?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=talking-to-girls-a-never-ending-tale-of-failure http://pileofcrap.org/7616/talking-to-girls-a-never-ending-tale-of-failure#comments Fri, 04 May 2012 19:12:59 +0000 SmartSsa http://pileofcrap.org/?p=7616

I’m a bit of a retard when it comes to talking to girls.  I was out the other day at a nerdy thing in downtown Toronto and this girl actually started talking to me. This never happens. I was all … Continue reading →]]> http://pileofcrap.org/7616/talking-to-girls-a-never-ending-tale-of-failure/feed 1 http://pileofcrap.org/7608/puddle-jumping-the-art-of-not-giving-a-fuck?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=puddle-jumping-the-art-of-not-giving-a-fuck http://pileofcrap.org/7608/puddle-jumping-the-art-of-not-giving-a-fuck#comments Fri, 04 May 2012 03:49:55 +0000 SmartSsa http://pileofcrap.org/?p=7608

Today, for some unknown reason, I realised that it’s been almost 12 years since I last willingly took part in a good old puddle jumping. And no, I’m not a 16 year old who thought hey, something I did at … Continue reading →]]> http://pileofcrap.org/7608/puddle-jumping-the-art-of-not-giving-a-fuck/feed 2