Pile of Crap

January 4, 2001

SmartSsa — Wed, 16 May 2012 03:06:34 +0000

It was the beginning of what was about to become one of the most miserable years of my life. It followed one of the greatest. After a lull in communications between Halloween and Christmas time, the pursuit of the most … Continue reading →

I Really Missed Canada’s Wonderland

SmartSsa — Sun, 13 May 2012 23:37:42 +0000

It’s been four years since I was last there. The year they opened the Behemoth, and that was a “work” trip. I’m not really sure why I stopped going at least once a year. Maybe it was just a lack … Continue reading →

In Montréal Like a Baller or an Idiot

SmartSsa — Fri, 11 May 2012 00:15:36 +0000

I got bored one day so I decided to take a trip to Montréal. It was a pretty good idea and, since I like to consider myself to be somewhat spontaneous, I thought it on the Thursday and left on … Continue reading →

That Day I Got Used

SmartSsa — Sun, 06 May 2012 22:10:00 +0000

Once upon a time, about 6 years ago, in a land far far away, similar to Brantford, a girl asked me out on a date. The stars or planets or universes must’ve been aligned because that shit never, ever happens. … Continue reading →

Talking To Girls – A Never Ending Tale of Failure

SmartSsa — Fri, 04 May 2012 19:12:59 +0000

I’m a bit of a retard when it comes to talking to girls. I was out the other day at a nerdy thing in downtown Toronto and this girl actually started talking to me. This never happens. I was all … Continue reading →

Puddle Jumping – The Art Of Not Giving A Fuck

SmartSsa — Fri, 04 May 2012 03:49:55 +0000

Today, for some unknown reason, I realised that it’s been almost 12 years since I last willingly took part in a good old puddle jumping. And no, I’m not a 16 year old who thought hey, something I did at … Continue reading →

Vic Toews Canned Response to stopspying.ca Petitions

SmartSsa — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 23:07:18 +0000

Thank you for contacting my office regarding Bill C-30, the Protecting Children from Internet Predators Act. Canada‘s laws currently do not adequately protect Canadians from online exploitation and we think there is widespread agreement that this is a problem. We … Continue reading →

Wrong My Whole Life

SmartSsa — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 02:51:13 +0000

Apparently I’ve been doing it wrong my entire life. This week I found out the easy way to peel a banana. You know, the way monkeys have been doing it since the dawn of time? That’s right. Peel it from … Continue reading →

A Silly Mashup

SmartSsa — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 15:36:06 +0000

It was a little side project for work.

Why Does Rogers Suck So Much?

SmartSsa — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 19:31:39 +0000

It’s almost impossible to really answer this. But recently Rogers has decided to argue an old consumer-protecting law that requires them to have “adequate and proper” testing before making claims that they’re awesome. Rogers claims that this law violates their … Continue reading →