Single White Female... AKA Date my MOM!!
Posted by: Claytanic in Useless 'n Shit
Thursday, April 5th 2001 at 9:31am
Hey there sailors. My mother is looking for a man to treat her right. She would like someone around the age of 22 years. Thick lustrous black hair and a goofy smile. She would also like the party in question to get ringlets in their hair when it grows long. Hey wait, that's Darryl... C'mon Darryl, my friend Susan says she's a yummy mommy. Ewwww. Although she is pretty damn attractive for her age.. ow ow ow. This is where the user interaction comes into play.. for those of you who think Darryl should make a go at it, leave a message in the "babble" area for this update. Even if you think he shouldn't, leave a message, we need some interaction here!!!
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Mike Wrote...
Thursday, April 5th 2001 at 12:47pm
Anyone who agrees with lincoln and I should click on my name and send darryl and email.
Rissa Wrote...
Thursday, April 5th 2001 at 2:07pm
cant hurt to try..other than it might make a very weird relationship between clitty and darryl.
SmrtySsa Wrote...
Thursday, April 5th 2001 at 2:32pm
haha
you guys are farked up :p
and mike, that'll just bounce.. silly fool.
Mike Wrote...
Thursday, April 5th 2001 at 3:06pm
I thought you'd have all the crap go to you... I like it that way.
SmrtySsa Wrote...
Thursday, April 5th 2001 at 3:31pm
pfft, flatlinesystems.net isn't "my" domain :p silly goof.
and you also said "clintons mom"... ewwwwwww... gross Clitty's Mom, i dunnoooo... :p
mikey Wrote...
Thursday, April 5th 2001 at 6:36pm
clitty, clinton...whatever...so I confused shit all up....I shoulda done it as "mynakedass.com" or something.
mynakedpenis Wrote...
Thursday, April 5th 2001 at 7:03pm
i think this is disgusting!! daryl you should not go out with this cougar! and tell her to f-off before she gets all old and wrinkly!
Clitty Wrote...
Thursday, April 5th 2001 at 9:16pm
She's not getting all old and wrinkly..
hahaha.cougar.. she liked that one..
darryl.. she'll pounce on ya
er... ewwww
.. mommy?
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Lincoln Wrote...
Thursday, April 5th 2001 at 10:12am
I have never met Clayton's mother, but somehow I'm drawn towards an answer of "yes, I think the two would be a perfect match". It could be my need to perpetuate crazy plots/jokes, or it could simply be that Clitty included a subliminal message in that posting that's causing my mind to deviate from its normal, logical path. One way or another... go for it, D!