"If your warrior of love is too small, you may lose this war."

Of all the your-penis-is-insufficient emails I get from loving spammers out there, this is possibly my favourite.

On a... well, a very different note, that has nothing to do with penises, I found a $20 bill on the ground today. I wish that happened approximately 756,891.996 times as often as it actually does. That would be roughly once every 17.5 minutes. Yeah, that would rock.

 

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