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60 Centimetres

Posted by: Claytanic in Useless 'n Shit
Thursday, December 13th 2007 at 10:48pm

short as a child

made fun of

can't believe so short

hardly a midget, however

high school 3 feet 5..

inches

then 6 feet

then 8

a young lady to seal the deal

i a novice and her not one by any definition of the word

at the age of 21 , bought by my friends for me, the virgin, to aid my journey to become a man

and surprisingly, while making the most of the circumstance, i suddenly had the undeniable urge to explode, and upon the grand finale i gave forth and let loose with a mighty moan and burst forth a new man, and suddenly grew 2 feet! amazing

Who would've ever thought I would grow 2 feet with one spurt?

 

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Quigley Wrote...

Friday, December 14th 2007 at 1:04pm

you'll never vanquish me, mi cactus. my breadth assumes the majesty of all her crystals, and soon-to-be yams will draft their sound pretzels on the moor.

p.s. nice :)

mike Wrote...

Friday, December 14th 2007 at 1:38pm

someone needs to teach darryl how to make the most of a cirumstance and explode with a moan.... so that he can finally become a man ;)

SmrtySsa Wrote...

Friday, December 14th 2007 at 2:07pm

and grow.

Asrai Wrote...

Saturday, December 22nd 2007 at 2:09pm

I like it.

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