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A roundhouse kick to the face, by means of stuff.

Posted by: SmrtySsa in Useless 'n Shit
Saturday, September 13th 2008 at 2:27pm

Here's some of the fastest most direct media reviews on the face of the earth...

The Dark Knight (2008) : Awesome.

Iron Man (2008) : Awesome.

The Incredible Hulk (2008) : Not So Awesome, but It's still good.

WALL·E (2008) : Awesome.

Teeth (2007/I) : Hilariously bad.

The Eye (2008/I) : Mostly bad.

One Missed Call (2008) : Pretty bad.

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008) : Pretty weak. Sorry Jet Li :(

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) : Sad showing. Sorry Indie.

The Art of War II: Betrayal (2008) : Pathetic.

Wanted (2008) : Awesome, until the lame ending.

Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008) : Funny, with the same old romantic ending.

Sarah Brightman: Awesome (Who wants to go see her with me Nov 30th? answer fast.)

Wii Fit: makes me hurt, but overall, it's pretty good.

 

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Quigley Wrote...

Saturday, September 13th 2008 at 7:06pm

RE Sarah Brightman: I remember liking her. I'd probably go. What're the details?

I mostly agree with the ones I know, but I only know a few. I thought Iron Man was only alright. That is the extent of my disagreement. Forgetting Sarah Marshall looked BAAAAAD, but it was actually one of the better ones, I think.

SmrtySsa Wrote...

Saturday, September 13th 2008 at 9:48pm

deets are tickets are scarce, and it's over $100 each :P ACC nov 30th (it's a sunday) at 7:30

Quigley Wrote...

Sunday, September 14th 2008 at 12:42am

wow! egads, i shall have to think about that. i don't know if i'm a big enough fan to justify that expense. then again, i've heard she puts on a spectacular live show. i will deliberate, briefly, but don't let me hold you up if you need to buy.

thunderchicken Wrote...

Tuesday, September 16th 2008 at 9:30am

Wall e was awesome? We didn't take our kids to see that movie because we decided that it looked slow and lame. Guess not?

Quigley Wrote...

Tuesday, September 16th 2008 at 9:44am

I think Sarah Brightman is out o' the question, dude. I haven't the cash, at present.

SmrtySsa Wrote...

Tuesday, September 16th 2008 at 5:18pm

no worries man.

Asrai Wrote...

Wednesday, September 17th 2008 at 3:36pm

Thunder, Wall-E was soooo good. Definitely rent it.

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