Coke Zero
Posted by: SmrtySsa in Useless 'n Shit
Monday, September 22nd 2008 at 11:12pm
Coke Zero does not taste like Coke. In fact, it doesn't even taste like Diet Coke.
If I had to make an educated guess as to what part of the human body I was tasting when that foul beverage passed by my taste buds, I would have to say it was a dirty asshole.
That's all.
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thunderchicken Wrote...
Tuesday, September 23rd 2008 at 10:05am
I haven't tried it, nor would I ever. looks like those commercials before the movie starts is all LIES!
Anesthetic Wrote...
Tuesday, September 23rd 2008 at 12:37pm
It in no way resembles Coca Cola aka Coke aka Cocaine. Coke has an excellent taste which Coke Zero not only misses but drives right by. However, if you're looking for a carbonated beverage that has no calories and isn't clear, I say drink it. Yes, I'm leaving out the ass part -- how are you supposed to sell something when it apparently tastes like ass!
Quigley Wrote...
Tuesday, September 23rd 2008 at 5:23pm
I don't like the fact that you called that an "educated" guess. Then again, what you do in your own time is none of my business... :)
Asrai Wrote...
Tuesday, September 23rd 2008 at 7:51pm
Heh... he could have been educated by other people's accounts... maybe.
Elvis Kitty Wrote...
Friday, September 26th 2008 at 11:07pm
I have tasted dirty assholes and Pepsi zero is closer to that flavour than Coke 0. Coke 0 is more like cat urine wrung out of a an old homeless man's underwear.
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Elvish Kitty Wrote...
Tuesday, September 23rd 2008 at 12:42am
I concur. Except, really, I wouldn't have a basis for comparison. So I'm just going to pretend that I know what dirty asshole tastes like >:)