Oh Twitter, Why do I follow people on that Twitter thing?

1. Does she have big boobs? - Yes = Follow


2. Do they "twat" less than 1 time per hour? - Yes = maybe follow


3. Are they hilarious? - Yes = see rule two.


4. Is it a guy? - Yes = see rule three.


5. Do they reply to you? - Yes = see rule two.

I'm sure these rules are flexible. We'll find out in the future.

 

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