Does anybody write dear internet? Yeah, I do.

Dear Internet:

Why the fuck do you suck so much? Why can't you be funny and amuse me every single day? I have to dig and search and lurk and hope I find something amusing.

It's true, I can't impregnate you by you simply visiting my shitty site, aptly named "pile of crap" so why don't you visit me anymore? What do you want from me? Why don't you interact with the horrible things that I write?

I'm sorry if I once said "Conan, You Suck." He does, but I'm sorry.

Yours in Passing,
SmartSsa

 

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