Ode to Facebook, Vanilla Ice Style
Posted by: SmrtySsa in Useless 'n Shit
Friday, February 5th 2010 at 11:23am
Facebook is rolling out a new "design." I could care less, but I couldn't resist a little Vanilla Ice.
Yo DEC let's kick it
Ice ice baby
Ice ice baby
All right stop calibrate and listen
Facebook's back with a brand new edition
Somethin' lacks and it baffles me rightly
Clickin' links and this shit is unsightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Turn off the 'jax and it'll blow
To the extreme it sucks a lot like a kindle
Just like this site where the users do dwindle
Expance, rush to the site that looms
It's killin your brain like a zombie of doom
Deadly, when I poke a girl, Melody
Anything more and it would be a felony
Love it or leave it have it your way
You better learn it so you can still play
If there is a problem, they won't solve it
Check out my shit while Facebook desolves it
Ice ice baby
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If you need the video:
Pretty much all of the comments on the Blog posting are negative, which is hilarious. Here's a small sampling of the well over 5,000 comments:
"OMG how do you contact Facebook so I can tell them this is a bunch of BS that they released this update to some people but not EVERYONE! So therefore I can't control what people see through the dashboard because MINE isn't updated!!!!!!! I have STOPPED playing apps because of this! And I want it fixed!"
"Its HORRID. I could care less to see who is talking on whos wall and who is playing what crap game and their high score. I am even seeing what my friends write on peoples wall who I am not friends with. Nice so I can peek all up in their biz. Change it back I dont wanna see all this spam. those who like it.....GOod for you."
"OLD VERSION WAS BETTER!!! WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU MOVE THE BOOKMARKS!?! THERE IS A REASON IT'S CALLED BOOKMARK-IT'S SUPPOSE TO BE CONVENIENT. AND WHY IS EVERYTHING DOUBLED AND TRIPLED???? HOW MANY BUTTONS DO YOU NEED TO TAKE YOU HOME OR GO TO YOUR PROFILE!!! AND REALLY, THE CHAT OPTION ON THE LEFT HAND SIDE OF HOME PAGE- IS THAT REALLY NECESSARY... See More???? HOME PAGE HAS TOO MUCH GOING ON AND NOT CONVENIENT AT ALL. IF YOU'RE GOING TO CHANGE IT...MAKE NICE AND SIMPLE AND GIVE PEOPLE THE OPTION TO CUSTOMIZE THE NEWSFEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"IM NOT A FAN OF THIS NEW REDESIGN AT ALL!!! FIVE THUMBS DOWN FACEBOOK!!! This new redesign is confusing, simplistic- not just simple, restricting, VERY COUNTER INTUITIVE AND UNWELCOMING!!! NOT GOOD!!! NOT GOOD!!! WHY MESS WITH PERFECTION AND MAKE THE BEST SOCIAL NETWORK COUNTER INTUITIVE LIKE ALL THE OTHER ONES- WHERE YOU HAVE A MILLION MENUS AND A... See More MILLION CLICK LATER YOU STILL DONT LEARN BECAUSE ITS TOO COMPLICATED. PLEASE GO BACK TO THE OLD LAYOUT AND LEAVE IT ALONE- THERE IS NO NEED TO FIX A PERFECT LAYOUT WHEN MILLIONS OF USERS LOVE IT!"
Man, these people have issues. All because they didn't heed the first line of my song. Stop. Calibrate and Listen. (or in this case, read...)
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Quigley Wrote...
Saturday, February 6th 2010 at 5:36pm
Haven't seen it yet. Probably, it will suck. The last one still sucks. But nothing Facebook does surprises me anymore.
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bones Wrote...
Friday, February 5th 2010 at 12:16pm
everyone always complains about a facebook redesign when it first comes out, and like half the time facebook ignores them and people get used to it.
also, -1000 points for your little vanilla ice inspired ditty