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We're proud of our failures.

Posted by: Claytanic in Useless 'n Shit
Monday, November 5th 2001 at 11:12pm

Parents are always so joyful when a new child arrives. Full of hope and possibilities for the newly arrived member of society. Some, instantly set up trust funds to make assurances of post-secondary schooling in the future. Others sign their children up for baby yoga classes or learning enhancement courses. I wonder though, would these joyful parents, be so quick with their assessments of their childs future achievements, if they weren't certain that they were to be had. What an unlucky mishap it would be for young Adam to never realize his dreams, and fade away into obscurity as a burnout. Or for young Suzie to wind up selling her body on the street corner, so she can pay for her next hit of heroin. Sure, we can't always allow ourselves to be affected with such depressing worries and must make the best of things, but there's just as much of a possibility of your child being the next Charles Manson, rather than the next Maynard James Keenan. Something to think about. However depressing it may be, I don't care. These are just the strange things that go through my mind.

 

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Quigley Wrote...

Monday, November 5th 2001 at 11:15pm

If your child is the next Charles Manson, kill it. It wasn't worth having anyway.

SmrtySsa Wrote...

Tuesday, November 6th 2001 at 1:15am

Quigley, that comment doesn't say much as to what you would do if your daughter was a future playboy bunnie...

:)

Claytijandro Wrote...

Tuesday, November 6th 2001 at 5:26am

oh darryl, we love you

Slinky Wrote...

Tuesday, November 6th 2001 at 9:41am

I can't tell you what I would do if my daughter became a playboy bunnie ;P

Claytijandro Wrote...

Tuesday, November 6th 2001 at 3:50pm

I can tell you what Darryl would do :P

SmrtySsa Wrote...

Tuesday, November 6th 2001 at 7:20pm

You couldn't begin describe it :P

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