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Talking To Girls – A Never Ending Tale of Failure

May 4, 2012 By: SmartSsa

I’m a bit of a retard when it comes to talking to girls.  I was out the other day at a nerdy thing in downtown Toronto and this girl actually started talking to me. This never happens. I was all … Continue reading →

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911 where's your emergency

Top 10 Idiotic 911 calls in Chatam-Kent

December 29, 2011 By: SmartSsa

Here they are for 2011. And sadly, they’re true. 10. During a snow emergency in early February, a woman called police to complain that snowplows were cleaning her street and making too much noise. 9. A 17-year-old called police to … Continue reading →

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Keith’s Stags Head Stout: No thanks, guys.

November 20, 2008 By: SmartSsa

I finally got around to getting myself an Alexander Keith’s Stags Head Stout – and guess what? It wasn’t worth it. Yes, this is me, the beer drinker you all know and love talking down to a beer that should … Continue reading →

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Finally Some Perspective

May 24, 2007 By: Anesthetic

The original Star Wars film, that’s Episode IV: A New Hope, has been in the top 10 highest grossing films in time and people fail to recognise how truly amazing that is. I have some figures for you to contemplate. … Continue reading →

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Teacher Injured While Teaching How To Be Stupid.

March 21, 2006 By: SmartSsa

Good times on the picket lines. Apparently a teacher found it smart to climb up upon a car trying to cross a picket line, and ended up falling down kaboom. The driver was apparently trying to get his kid to … Continue reading →

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Hardcore

November 17, 2004 By: SmartSsa

So, the interview I had this morning was pretty decent… I think. I hate interviews, I can never really tell. They asked, I answered, I explained a few extra bonus points for them. If you cross the I’s and dot … Continue reading →

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Cornered…

September 25, 2004 By: Quigley

With all of this philosophical talk of freedom of speech, terrorism, tactics of warfare, etc., I just wanted to mention something. In a general philosophical sense, all the questions thus far posed and all likely to ensue can be answered … Continue reading →

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Blah!

November 8, 2003 By: SmartSsa

Maxtor still blows, and I stand by everything ( http://pileofcrap.org/news.php?nid=927 -http://pileofcrap.org/news.php?nid=857 – http://pileofcrap.org/articles/381) I have ever said about them. I’ve had yet another one of their wonderous drives fail (one of the bunch that I’m stuck with from my original … Continue reading →

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Pray for Same Sex

September 8, 2003 By: SmartSsa

an opinion of same sex, from a straight man Continue reading →

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Ah… Winnipeg

March 26, 2003 By: Anesthetic

Job market is totally different out here. I’ve been slacking since I’ve been back, and I tried for some jobs on campus but was competing with all the secretarial — oh, I’m sorry, Administrative Assistant — old ladies who have … Continue reading →

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