Tonight

Was the night we voted to fuck ourselves IN the eye socket and burrow a hole in our brain.

When it comes to government, girth is not good. Oh well, we’ve come to love bloat, so what else should I expect.

I’m off to tuck my penis between my legs and cry myself to sleep. I wonder if I’ll ever be able to maintain an erection henceforth.

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