60 Centimetres

short as a child

made fun of

can’t believe so short

hardly a midget, however

high school 3 feet 5..

inches

then 6 feet

then 8

a young lady to seal the deal

i a novice and her not one by any definition of the word

at the age of 21 , bought by my friends for me, the virgin, to aid my journey to become a man

and surprisingly, while making the most of the circumstance, i suddenly had the undeniable urge to explode, and upon the grand finale i gave forth and let loose with a mighty moan and burst forth a new man, and suddenly grew 2 feet! amazing

Who would’ve ever thought I would grow 2 feet with one spurt?

Pass the butter?