Twist

i’m an ignorant, whiny little bitch
i talk in excess on many matters which

i have no foreknowledge or analysis
and which are going to be the cause
of paramedics finding me dead in a ditch

i know nothing of proper argumentation
my opinions amount to verbal masturbation

i hear the sound of my own voice
and i can’t help but to rejoice
i’m an ignorant, sick little twist.