Why do you Follow Them?

Oh Twitter, Why do I follow people on that Twitter thing?

  1. Does she have big boobs? – Yes = Follow
  2. Do they “twat” less than 1 time per hour? – Yes = maybe follow
  3. Are they hilarious? – Yes = see rule two.
  4. Is it a guy? – Yes = see rule three.
  5. Do they reply to you? – Yes = see rule two.

I’m sure these rules are flexible. We’ll find out in the future.

Pass the butter?

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a mindless soul flushed down the toilet