Oh Twitter, Why do I follow people on that Twitter thing?

1. Does she have big boobs? – Yes = Follow
2. Do they “twat” less than 1 time per hour? – Yes = maybe follow
3. Are they hilarious? – Yes = see rule two.
4. Is it a guy? – Yes = see rule three.
5. Do they reply to you? – Yes = see rule two.

I’m sure these rules are flexible. We’ll find out in the future.