Oh Twitter, Why do I follow people on that Twitter thing?
- Does she have big boobs? – Yes = Follow
- Do they “twat” less than 1 time per hour? – Yes = maybe follow
- Are they hilarious? – Yes = see rule two.
- Is it a guy? – Yes = see rule three.
- Do they reply to you? – Yes = see rule two.
I’m sure these rules are flexible. We’ll find out in the future.
