Ninjas are Awesome: 10 Things I Learned…

Here’s 10 things I learned while watching Ninja Assassin:

  1. Interpol sucks at killing Ninjas.
  2. Two people with hearts on their right side were in this movie.
  3. Ninjas have 10 times the normal amount of blood.
  4. Ninjas can’t drive.
  5. Ninjas have unlimited Ninja Stars™
  6. Ninjas fight with each other.
  7. Ninjas don’t like having their limbs cut off.
  8. Ninjas are faster than anything ever.
  9. Ninjas heal themselves like Wolverine.
  10. Ninjas do have feelings.

Don’t worry Ninjas, I still like you.

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