Here’s 10 things I learned while watching Ninja Assassin:
- Interpol sucks at killing Ninjas.
- Two people with hearts on their right side were in this movie.
- Ninjas have 10 times the normal amount of blood.
- Ninjas can’t drive.
- Ninjas have unlimited Ninja Stars™
- Ninjas fight with each other.
- Ninjas don’t like having their limbs cut off.
- Ninjas are faster than anything ever.
- Ninjas heal themselves like Wolverine.
- Ninjas do have feelings.
Don’t worry Ninjas, I still like you.