Wrong My Whole Life

Apparently I’ve been doing it wrong my entire life.

This week I found out the easy way to peel a banana. You know, the way monkeys have been doing it since the dawn of time?

That’s right. Peel it from the bottom, not from the stem. I don’t know if I’m the only human who had no idea how to properly peel a banana, but I do know that it is a horrible horrible feeling when you find out you’re wrong.

Seriously, do you not understand that I’ve been peeling a banana wrong for over 33 years? Do you not understand how fucking depressing it is that I did not know the easy way? There’s just nothing left to say. At least now I know, and knowing is half the battle.

P.S. every time I see a banana peel on the road I think someone is gonna spin out.

Pass the butter?

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a mindless soul flushed down the toilet