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October 25, 2012 By: SmartSsa

I was going to write something witty and daring, but then I found this picture of a woman who had penises tattooed on her head. So I’ll leave you with that, because I just cannot top it.

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Breaking The Habbit

June 9, 2012 By: SmartSsa

I’m generally not one to sit at home and drink a bottle of wine over a weekend (or one night, whatever). But since my local pub is closed for renovations, my social drinking there has taken a hiatus. Under normal … Continue reading →

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Catalan Tomato Bread

Pa amb tomàquet

June 6, 2012 By: Claytanic

Which literally means “bread with tomato” has become one of my favourite things to eat. It sounds too basic to belong to a national cusine but I didn’t experience it in this way until arriving in Catalonia. It wouldn’t be … Continue reading →

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January 4, 2001

May 15, 2012 By: SmartSsa

It was the beginning of what was about to become one of the most miserable years of my life. It followed one of the greatest. After a lull in communications between Halloween and Christmas time, the pursuit of the most … Continue reading →

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I Really Missed Canada’s Wonderland

May 13, 2012 By: SmartSsa

It’s been four years since I was last there. The year they opened the Behemoth, and that was a “work” trip. I’m not really sure why I stopped going at least once a year. Maybe it was just a lack … Continue reading →

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In Montréal Like a Baller or an Idiot

May 10, 2012 By: SmartSsa

I got bored one day so I decided to take a trip to Montréal.  It was a pretty good idea and, since I like to consider myself to be somewhat spontaneous, I thought it on the Thursday and left on … Continue reading →

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That Day I Got Used

May 6, 2012 By: SmartSsa

Once upon a time, about 6 years ago, in a land far far away, similar to Brantford, a girl asked me out on a date. The stars or planets or universes must’ve been aligned because that shit never, ever happens. … Continue reading →

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Talking To Girls – A Never Ending Tale of Failure

May 4, 2012 By: SmartSsa

I’m a bit of a retard when it comes to talking to girls.  I was out the other day at a nerdy thing in downtown Toronto and this girl actually started talking to me. This never happens. I was all … Continue reading →

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Puddle Jumping – The Art Of Not Giving A Fuck

May 3, 2012 By: SmartSsa

Today, for some unknown reason, I realized that it’s been almost 12 years since I last willingly took part in a good old puddle jumping. And no, I’m not a 16 year old who thought hey, something I did at … Continue reading →

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Vic Toews Canned Response to stopspying.ca Petitions

February 21, 2012 By: SmartSsa

Thank you for contacting my office regarding Bill C-30, the Protecting Children from Internet Predators Act. Canada‘s laws currently do not adequately protect Canadians from online exploitation and we think there is widespread agreement that this is a problem. We … Continue reading →

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