That Day I Got Used
Once upon a time, about 6 years ago, in a land far far away, similar to Brantford, a girl asked me out on a date. The stars or planets or universes must’ve been aligned because that shit never, ever happens. … Continue reading
Talking To Girls – A Never Ending Tale of Failure
I’m a bit of a retard when it comes to talking to girls. I was out the other day at a nerdy thing in downtown Toronto and this girl actually started talking to me. This never happens. I was all … Continue reading
Puddle Jumping – The Art Of Not Giving A Fuck
Today, for some unknown reason, I realised that it’s been almost 12 years since I last willingly took part in a good old puddle jumping. And no, I’m not a 16 year old who thought hey, something I did at … Continue reading
Vic Toews Canned Response to stopspying.ca Petitions
Thank you for contacting my office regarding Bill C-30, the Protecting Children from Internet Predators Act. Canada‘s laws currently do not adequately protect Canadians from online exploitation and we think there is widespread agreement that this is a problem. We … Continue reading
Wrong My Whole Life
Apparently I’ve been doing it wrong my entire life. This week I found out the easy way to peel a banana. You know, the way monkeys have been doing it since the dawn of time? That’s right. Peel it from … Continue reading
A Silly Mashup
It was a little side project for work.
Why Does Rogers Suck So Much?
It’s almost impossible to really answer this. But recently Rogers has decided to argue an old consumer-protecting law that requires them to have “adequate and proper” testing before making claims that they’re awesome. Rogers claims that this law violates their … Continue reading
Grilled Cheese and Apple on Pumpernickel Bread
As ridiculous as it sounds, I had to give it a go. Grilled cheese and (red delicious) Apple on Pumpernickel bread. As it turns out it was so damn good. It really doesn’t look it, but I wasn’t going for … Continue reading
Don’t Fall For Quibids (And Other Penny Auction Sites)
There are many new-ish style auction sites popping up here and there, and I recall seeing many of them quite a few years ago and said to myself “holy shit, what a racket.” These sites, Quibids (the most currently advertised … Continue reading
Music That Moves
It’s amazing how some music can bring people together and how some can rip people apart. It’s a strange thing. It’s like an epic battle of opinions. It’s like how you can hate snow, and hate people who love snow. … Continue reading