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Tag Archives: cops

Large Vehicles 17, Pedestrians 0.

February 3, 2010 By: SmartSsa

With the two over the weekend and the one last night that brings the total of people getting hit since this year started to 17. The street cars, buses and other vehicles that have done the hitting don’t seem to … Continue reading →

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The Payphone

March 13, 2009 By: SmartSsa

I miss movies where the cops, investigators, heroes all had to use a payphone to call in and ask for information.

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Part 5: Daybreak

June 3, 2007 By: Asrai

A/N:Greetings. For those of you not keeping up with the babble, “Stalk the Stalk” is actually part 4, making this part 5. It’s short, but hopefully enjoyable as well. … Caution opened her eyes. Everything seemed as quiet and calm … Continue reading →

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Part 3: Majesty

May 25, 2007 By: Asrai

The police had been called and the cowboy arrested. Caution had not said a word to them about Mr. Creep. Later she’d called Marylin and apologized. Marylin apologized too, and they were best friends again in an instant. For a … Continue reading →

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Not so Fun Times

June 4, 2006 By: SmartSsa

I’m gonna have to add a new category ‘Asshole Neighbours’… Anyways, while I was away enjoying myself the neon got nailed. And not nailed in the good way… http://sn0rkb0x.flatlinesystems.net/~dclarke/pictures/index.py/neon we have our suspects on this hit & run and hopefully … Continue reading →

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Olympic Journey: London Calling

March 10, 2006 By: SmartSsa

London was a blast in more ways than one. And I’m not referring to any bombings other than the ones left in the crapper at the City Hotel. Our hotel room was bigger than your average London flat. It had … Continue reading →

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Busted Shizzle

September 1, 2004 By: SmartSsa

Work Sucked The highlight was the ride check on the way in. The cop was really cute (female!) and another co-worker agreed. actually, he was first to mention it. After that there was some suspicious behaviour down by the river … Continue reading →

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I’m Sad

April 21, 2004 By: SmartSsa

… with the fact that on my way to work i got stopped by a tuesday night ride check. comin’ over the hill… yeehaw! flashing lights! that’s exciting… that’s what gets me excited these days. The funny thing is though, … Continue reading →

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Forum Conoris ad Dicundum: Vol 1

March 2, 2004 By: Conor

So I’m driving home in the auto and hear an interesting tid bit on the news and I decided I’d pose a socio-cultural/judicial problem, er, throw one out to the masses and look for an explanation…or more probably theories. As … Continue reading →

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Drunk Driver Zone

October 27, 2003 By: SmartSsa

::THUMB:watchfordui.png:left:Watch out!:: When I see a sign like this I can’t help but to think of how much of a problem drinking and driving is in this area. They’re actually warning drivers to watch out for drunk ones. This is … Continue reading →

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