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Tag Archives: not quite

I Keep This To Remind Me…

January 5, 2012 By: SmartSsa

Just how close you can be, but still be so very, very, very far away.

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Part 19: Fun

May 30, 2008 By: Asrai

Caution burst through the door. Before she knew why, her free hand shot back into the room, landed on Creep’s bare chest and pushed him back inside. Then what she had seen registered; there was a maid standing in the … Continue reading →

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Dissapointed

February 9, 2005 By: SmartSsa

I haven’t been able to locate the stupidbowl commercials yet for download. I’m really really dissapointed in the internet at this point. Typically TV shows are available within 45 minutes to an hour after they actually air on tv… it’s … Continue reading →

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Mmmm…Strongbow

July 9, 2004 By: Conor

So 2 schooners and 1 wee glass ‘o strongbow later…I’m buzzin’ a wee bit. Played some trivia tonight and DOMINATED, with my teammate and I winning every game. But, also in the last 2 nights my ex-girlfriend entered a conversation … Continue reading →

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Sub Atomic Labs

March 12, 2004 By: SmartSsa

Yo! You! If you’re remotely interested in community gaming and you live in the ‘Hole of all holes you should check out Sub Atomic Labs. it’s this new game, internet, cafe type thing on king george road (where radio shack, … Continue reading →

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Te He…Oops!

September 25, 2003 By: Conor

People do lotsa different things when they’re stressed and needless to say, I have a few. One, is to buy stuff. In this case, and recently…books. Well, apparently it finally bit me in the ass. Seems the credit card is … Continue reading →

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Mega Crap 2002

January 1, 2003 By: SmartSsa

mega dump of crap and useless shit, yo. Continue reading →

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Small Little Implants

August 12, 2002 By: SmartSsa

why can’t I remember peoples names? Continue reading →

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RANT: Never Dial This Number

June 11, 2002 By: Anesthetic

Burn this number into your retina so if you ever see it again you can stop your friend from (or encourage your enemy in) phoning it: 1-800-387-3445 This the the hotline to the Driver and Vehicle Licensing Call Center for … Continue reading →

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Mike Sucks

November 7, 2001 By: SmartSsa

I don’t suck, Mike sucks. The un appreciative bastard complains about all my hard work, all the funky shit that goes down here! I’ll … I’ll… not do anything but tell him he sucks. hehe… I’m a bitch. But seriously … Continue reading →

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